Population | 4.178 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | bald eagle |
The United States of Tangier Island-VA- is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.178 billion Tangier Island-VA-ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 67.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Tangier Island-VA-ian economy, worth 586 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,353 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, and the internet has been placed under government control. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tangier Island-VA-'s national animal is the bald eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
Tangier Island-VA- is ranked 21,163rd in the world and 104th in Aerospace for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,935.67 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tangier Island-VA-, the internet has been placed under government control.
- : Following new legislation in Tangier Island-VA-, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.
- : Following new legislation in Tangier Island-VA-, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
- : Following new legislation in Tangier Island-VA-, Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
- : Following new legislation in Tangier Island-VA-, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
- : Tangier Island-VA- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector and Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Tangier Island-VA-, cars are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Tangier Island-VA-, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order.
- : Following new legislation in Tangier Island-VA-, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices.
- : Following new legislation in Tangier Island-VA-, foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border.